Lord Jarritos De Tamarindo Deals Some Dismemberment: House of the Beast 5

LORD JARRITOS blasts his cannon straight into the skeleton-piloted IRON SOLDIER!

The mechanical monstrosity is engulfed in flame!

The smoke clears and… the IRON SOLDIER still stands – a smoldering stump where its shield-hand used to be!

Unperturbed by the damages, the machine lurches forward and begins slowly scaling the PYRAMID. It will soon be upon LORD JARRITOS and his retinue!

LORD JARRITOS checks his surroundings – the other threats seem to be exiting the stage. The CRUSADERS are dashing around the edge of the KEEP, hoping to intercept THE STEVE on the other side.

To his left, a small cluster of CANNIBALS is attempting to regroup and stand their ground, but they have been greatly diminished by those who have fled, scattered, or died.

THE STEVE is heading south, followed closely by his befuddled BLUE BASHERS.

Front and center, the skeleton-piloted IRON SOLDIER continues its ascent. LORD JARRITOS has time for one more cannon blast before it reaches him and his crew.



What will LORD JARRITOS do?


1. Point-blank!
Fire your CANNON straight into the IRON SOLDIER's center of mass.

2. Trick shot!
User your CANNON to snipe the SKELETON out of his pilot seat – capturing the IRON SOLDIER for yourself.

3. Not taking any chances…
Open fire with your PISTOLS – that's 3 point-blank shots rather than the cannon's one. Unfortunately, it would use up your pistols.

4. Why waste ammunition?
Have all 3 of you charge down the PYRAMID, swarm the IRON SOLDIER, and clobber that punk SKELETON in vicious melee combat.

5. There's no kill like overkill.
Light one of your gunpowder barrels on fire and roll it down the PYRAMID into the IRON SOLDIER.

6. Who needs a pyramid when you can have a sweet ride?
Retreat down the other side of the PYRAMID and seize that abandoned WAGON. It's CANNON CHARIOT time.

7. WE JOUST.
Ride your cannon down the side of the PYRAMID like a horse and lance that SKELETON sucker right off of his IRON SOLDIER.

8. Make up your own crazy plan…
OTHER:___________________

 








 

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